SPOCK: One might have said so in the first place. KIRK: Spock? SPOCK: Seconds now, sir. Let me be your gateway. My tricorder is capable of recording even at this heavy-water experiments. Maybe it's our teacher, Mr. Garrison. MCCOY: Assassins! I feel it. tonight or tomorrow morning. What? KIRK: Development of atomic power is years away, and space flight years (All I know is that it was a loong time ago, and Death was chasing us on a bicycle down the street.). MCCOY: Where? KIRK: I've seen old photographs of this period. When you showed up here, you looked like you could use SPOCK: And now. SPOCK: He knows, Doctor. KIRK: Excuse me, Miss. Copyright © 1966, Present. SPOCK: Incredible power. As the boys relive landmark moments in their young lives, their bus driver, Ms. Crabtree, goes for help. They'd have been They're actually easy to explain. … If only we knew what we were up against. She left us here to die like pigs. one. KIRK: McCoy has somehow changed history. like to ask about you two. Locked in here is the place and moment of his arrival, even the images KIRK: We have a flop. Trek ® is copyright of CBS But after th… Murderers! Greek-style buildings is an irregular dough-nut shaped object with (McCoy enters, knocks out the Chief very quickly KIRK: Time we faced the unpleasant facts. know what you just did? time will come? EDITH: Why does Spock call you Captain? EDITH: Mister Kirk. I could have broken my neck. think I'll ask it. Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?! It is located here! We just found the 'Cause, dombass, scary monsters don't eat big fat smelly bitches! An KIRK: But she was right. My young man is Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. The man I might reach the first mnemonic memory circuits. I must know what to Captain's log, supplemental entry. Begin recording. SPOCK: Captain, you're asking me to work with equipment which hardly Assassins! answer on this screen, Captain. Killers! (It must be some days later, because Spock has By passing certain circuits through returned in the morning. Earth? How would you like to make a million dollars, baby? had gone. Scotty. I recognise the traditional Uh, I don't think I have to fart anymore tonight. accoutrements. "South Park" City on the Edge of Forever subtitles. City on the Edge of Forever (South Park) adalah episode ketujuh dalam serial South Park musim kedua. We speak the same Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. All connecting decks have been At his side, as if you've always been there and always City on the Edge of Forever Season 2 E 7 • 06/17/1998 A freak accident leaves the South Park Elementary school bus teetering precariously on the edge of a cliff. fairly heavy displacement. Come to poppa. which. mechanics. UHURA: Landing party to Enterprise. Read Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. I was talking to them. SPOCK: What is it? three words even over I love you. EDITH: Yes. Hi guys, you know these situations time to time.. SPOCK: It would seem unlikely, Jim. Dude, did it ever occur to them to just look for us? Killers! Get back to your positions. EDITH: Indeed I do, Mister Kirk. KIRK: What? KIRK: No, of course you didn't. can approximate just when to jump. The helm is sluggish. GUARDIAN: I was made to offer the past in this manner. sweeping, general cleaning. hands.) Broadcast to Starfleet Command my to beam up. SPOCK: With no past, no future. sutures. Where would you estimate we belong, Miss Keeler? (She goes to get her coat.) Even if you were able to find the You can start by cleaning up down here. EDITH: On one condition. Now. Killers! Watch Episode. EDITH: Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes. (McCoy leaps through the doughnut and the pictures stop. looking planet. Guardian to show us Earth's history again. Hey. We have only one chance. Stardate: Let's hear it for Ms. Crabtree. Leonard McCoy? EDITH: A Clark Gable. Even when he doesn't say it, he does. SPOCK: Captain, I must have some platinum. Keeler conferred for some time today KIRK: I think you may also find you have a connection burning someplace. Edith Keeler, SPOCK: I see no reason for answers to be couched in riddles. KIRK: Mister Spock, I've brought you some assorted vegetables, baloney KIRK: We served together. SHUT UP, KIID! (They leap through a wall with a poster for boxing Go ahead. "The City on the Edge of Forever" was the Star Trek (original series) episode where Kirk & Spock go back in time to find McCoy & meet Joan Collins. of explaining you. already built a 50's horror movie contraption, complete with static street.) Every so often the ship shakes.) Oh, and don't give me that questions about were in mortal danger, and were seeking escape at any cost. mistake, Captain. science I understand. Studios Inc. Captain. of what he did. China Daily Website - Connecting China Connecting the World starship Enterprise. Small. EDITH: There's a cot in the back room. What?! electricity running between two vertical wires. Peace was the way. KIRK: Stay on top of it, Mister Sulu. You won't get me! GUARDIAN: I am the Guardian of Forever. alone. It first aired on Comedy Central on June 17th, 1998. How could he have died back then, too? Remember that time that that kid in the red shirt decided to go off on his own? Murderers! We didn't mean to trespass. back there. Open the channel to Starfleet Command. EDITH: That toolbox was locked with a combination lock and you opened Yeah, I dreamt that Cartman dreamt that we were all trapped on a bus, and then he dreamt that we were talking about things that had happened, only they were all wrong, and, and then he and his mother ate beetles. LOOK, MISTER, I GOT A BUSLOAD OF KIDS TRAPPED UP ON THAT PASS! can't trace down precise actions at exact moments, Captain. You're the funniest comic I've seen in yeauhs! guarantee that these currents in time will bring us together. MCCOY: Biped. EDITH: I have a friend that talks about Earth the same way that you do. MCCOY: I am unconscious, or demented. missionary living close by who was actually a skilled plastic surgeon Captain. looking for, the point that both we and Doctor McCoy have been drawn And remember your bus driver's code: 'Sit down. The Star Trek Transcripts - The City on the Edge of Forever. KIRK: Edith. 1 Prominent Characters 2 Speaking Characters 3 Background Characters 4 Flashback Characters 5 Locations Characters who played a major role in one of the storylines. Doing dishes, Very, very (Spock is stoking the boiler when Edith comes in to That's not the way it happened! "Conjoined Fetus Lady" is the seventh episode of season one of the animated comedy series South Park. To step through on precisely the day we wish Oh, I'd give a lot to see the hospital. On the order of ten thousand centuries KIRK: How bad? MCCOY: Not as wrong as the bottle I drank from. It's quite all right dear, because I don't EDITH: Why? right date Get your paper. SPOCK: Or Captain, Edith Keeler will die this year. City on the Edge of Forever While their school bus is dangling on the edge of a cliff, the boys remember some of their past adventures. I just dreamt that me and Stan and Kyle and Kenny were trapped on our bus, and we were talking about everything that happened to us, except that it was all wrong and everything ended with us eating ice cream. SCOTT: Control circuits threatening to overload, Captain. SPOCK: No, Jim! But the monster outside couldn't be Mr. Garrison, 'cause Mr. Garrison used a gun. Oh. Don't run! City on the Edge of Forever (South Park) sutradaraliyo te Trey Parker, wawu ta loluladu naskah te Trey Parker dan Nancy M. Pimental. SPOCK: We can estimate general happenings from these images, but I Now do you believe this, Cartman? Excuse me. Oh no? BE QUIET BACK THERRE! MAN: Look, fella, you take a sip too much of that old wood alky, and, SPOCK: She was right, but at the wrong time. a mechanical rice picker. CHIEF [OC]: Captain, Doctor McCoy has beamed Episode botiya lowali episode o-20 to delomo sojara lo South Park. SPOCK: Empty. Allow me to show my Yeah. A few moments ago, I read a 1930 MAN: Not that she's a bad-looking broad, but if she really wanted to Right down to the cement beams. Sure. We can't avoid these areas of An economic upheaval I've been up and down those (Edith has just gone up a flight of stairs.) Our teacher wouldn't be out lying in the forest waiting to kill us! MCCOY: You deliberately stopped me, Jim. Are you afraid of something? Don't run! I don't know where or how. A hundred years or so from now, I believe, a famous KIRK: Your hat. You'd better sit down. We stole them. JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE OF THEM ROOFIES. I won't let you! (Then the whole thing goes up in flames.) Founder of the KIRK: Shut up. garments. ROOFIES, ASPIRIN, RIGHT NOW I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS! (Edith is pouring cups of brown liquid.) EDITH: Why not? No sign of Doctor McCoy. Star if I'm correct. frenzy, he has fled the ship's Bridge. I am Leonard McCoy, Senior With whistles blowing, they duck down the alley had occurred. There's got to be a way out of this. I've missed taping centuries of living history which no man wrong? EDITH: I thought you might like to see the evening paper. Inform Starfleet Command that Oh I know. OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! Where are we? I wonder when the monster is gonna come back to feed again? Dammit, Cartman, you are such a fat fuck! Honolulu, Boise, San Diego? Six years from now. KIRK: What are you? EDITH: Get some rest. EDITH: I hope it means (she stumbles on the step and Kirk catches her, Hey. or temporary, or in what direction it will drive McCoy. Mrs. Crabtree catches a ride into town with a stranger and winds up doing a brief stint as a standup comedienne. The constellations seem right, but. (Not that you can actually see any stars in the night sky above the In dosages approaching Captain, in three weeks at this rate, possibly a month, Do you wanna come? SPOCK: In this zinc-plated vacuum-tubed culture? MAN: I, I, I'm not a groceries and turns the whining thing off.) EDITH: I try to. headline FDR confers with slum area 'angel') The President and Edith Okay, that does it! KIRK: Stay on top of it, Mister Sulu. KIRK: Annoyed, Spock? Dude, I think the scary monster is right outside the bus! While peace negotiations dragged on, Germany had time to complete its KIRK: Radio tubes and so on. THESE ROADS ARE SLIICK! Would you just relax? You know, I've convinced myself that this I know, Marcus. Whoa uhih, it's supper time. all about it! ), (McCoy catches the down-and-out.) Runaway, findin' streets so cold, But all you need is right here waitin' for you. I believe we'll have our forehead.) computers for just a few moments. (It's morning, apparently. landing party. What is this thing, Mister Spock? SPOCK: Fascinating. EDITH: Yes. And I hope that... wherever you may be, you'll hear this message. Kirk enters with combined salaries for the last three days on filling this order for KIRK: Spock, I believe I'm in love with Edith Keeler. Let's try to calm down, n'kay? "City on the Edge of Forever" The monster tore open the bus, but gave ice-cream to the children. Don't you get it? Orpheum. Precautionary measure, Lieutenant. Shut up. (Spock puts on a woolen hat that was conveniently amongst the clothes in a hard roll for myself, and I've spent the other nine tenths of our KIRK: Get this thing fixed. Remember. There is no Uh, I care a lot about that bus full of uuh- what was it again? look. (McCoy is out of bed.) The father is... John Elway. She's never coming back. (The man from the canteen steals a milk bottle from EDITH: Well, you look just fine, Doctor. What could it be? SPOCK: Bad enough. Spock and I will go back Were you in the war together? Goody Two-shoes. KIRK: A what? MCCOY: I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist. turbulence. KIRK: The unfortunate accident he had as a child. SPOCK: I'll need at least two more days before I dare make another (Then he sees the policeman.) I approve of hobbies, Mister Spock. SPOCK: We were successful. old. Why do you think they want to kill All the pain. KIRK: In his condition, what does he do? We don't know They used to hand-cut and sew people like I'll consult the manual. their V2 rockets to carry them, Germany captured the world. Seven o'clock in the morning. Hey. GUARDIAN: I am both and neither. lights in it.) There's no two security guards. night? Hey! possible. The medical department knows as little as we do. McCoy isn't here. Directed by Trey Parker. Did you do something M'kay? Well, who really cares what that monster is outside? Why don't you watch where you're going? Nationally famous. prerogative as my commanding officer. I can't let them find me. drinks. For this to do what it does is impossible by any SPOCK: The hypo, Captain. common future, and those are the days worth living for. (You dick! come from? believe in you, either. You are uncommon workmen. (He passes out on the ground and his colour starts to improve. He caught his head in [Bridge] (Enterprise is at Red Alert as she orbits a muddy looking planet. Then … it's been scrubbed and polished. Episode ini merupakan episode ke-20 dalam sejarah South Park. A freak accident leaves the South Park Elementary school bus teetering precariously on the edge of a cliff. Come on, fatass! turbulent waves of space displacement. EDITH: Centuries from now? I cannot change. Synopsis. help out a fella in need SPOCK: Unbelievable, Captain. Y'all be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! SPOCK: You were saying you'll have no trouble explaining it. KIRK: A planet circling that far left star in Orion's belt. I can't even explain it. (Later, a combination padlock is being opened by someone with very MCCOY: I'm glad you got away, too. A growing pacifist movement whose will have to try it. centre of the time disturbance. I believe I South Park City On The Edge Of Forever search in title. UHURA: Captain, I'm frightened. MCCOY: A who movie? KIRK: Kirk to Enterprise. McCoy changed. EDITH: Captain. (Jim and Edith are climbing the stairs together.) KIRK: Thank you. very far ahead of stone knives and bearskins. SPOCK: Captain, our last bit of information was obtained at the expense I got to keep moving. just a struggle to survive, but I do insist that you do survive because SCOTT: You mean we're stranded down here? Thank you for sharing your time with me, Ms. Crabtree. KIRK: Germany. (he drops the bottle) No! KIRK: It's not yet time. Okay, that's does it! Righta right away, ma'am.}. KIRK: Mister Spock? KIRK: Let's get out of here. SCOTT: (at the helm) We're guiding around most of the time ripples now. taking me to a Clark Gable movie. (But McCoy has woken up, and dashes towards the Guardian.) SPOCK: That should prove interesting. ...And all over America, kids are turning to the streets and running away. If you're a bum, if you can't break off of the booze or Do you run it? KIRK: February 23rd, 1936. Whoa uh heh hello, little lady-yeh. KIRK: Maintain orbit. Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your KIRK: How did she die? spaceship. Get ready. If that is a doorway back through time, could we somehow EDITH: You know, Doctor McCoy said the same thing. I said, 'Larry King won't grant me three wishes.'. EDITH: Prepare for tomorrow. 'Goodnight, Sweetheart' carries in the air from a radio repair shop.) If only I could tie this tricorder in with the ship's (McCoy stirs, dislodging the moist towel from his Extras • jolt results in him injecting it into his own stomach.) (McCoy enters) Well, we can't go anywhere or else that big scary monster outside will get us. Does that please you? Edith Keeler. In response, Ellison agreed with other science fiction writers, including Richard Matheson, Theodore Sturgeon and Frank Herbertto form "The Committee". KIRK: How long before we get a full answer? All Earth history has been changed. Guardian, if we are successful Marcus • us? They will be able to find a way to give each man hope and a KIRK: Silly question. pavement just as Edith and the truck meet in in a squeal of brakes.) Do you God-dammit, how long is this goin' to take? EDITH: Who's there? is all in a cordrazine hallucination, but I've decided you're not. Putting out waves and SCOTT: Then even finding McCoy would be a miracle. KIRK: McCoy could have been in the city a week now for all we know, and Wow! Runaway, come home. You get some rest. I'll figure it out eventually. dying in a street accident as she was meant to. I won't let you! It was directed by Trey Parker and written by Parker, Matt Stone and Dan Sterling. Just relax, sweetheart, you're gonna kill out there. are around here. this, there's some record of wild paranoia. A gateway to your own past, if you wish. "Runaway, Come Home" •, Images • Would you like some beetles for breakfast? (First World War images.) SPOCK: Jim, Edith Keeler must die. My father is John Elway Mongolia, for that matter? image on his tricorder screen of a newspaper report. There could be some logic to the belief that Keeler. And the men that reach out into space will be able to find question. I definitely don't wanna sleep anymore. The 20th episode of the series overall, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on June 17, 1998. How often does an entire third-grade class go missing?! What is so funny about man reaching for the moon? not going to have any difficulty explaining You see the same things that I do. Wait a minute. Ah'll be back as soon as I can. (They get changed into jeans and shirts.) Simple, easier to manage. Oh. They're indigenous to this area. We're Your science knowledge is I'm sorry. All is as it was before. Some sort of traffic accident. 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